Hello, Earthing Jake.
Welcome to the green life! I invite you to join my fan club, even though you are not a beautiful human female. But perhaps you know pretty human females to join and adore me?
I am Zork's brother in law. He teases me about only having two lines across my forehead and tells me that means I am not as smart as him. Please do not listen to him.
Eeree Meeree Earthling Chris,
I thank you for joining Zork Planet. Now that you are a member, this is your planet too. Feel free to start forums or groups that drive you green heart.
Be green like me and help me save planet Earth from Didiot Earthlings.
Your friend Zork
p.s. It looks like I'll be here for awhile because I am having difficulty repairing my intergalactic power booster. Do you know anything about intergalactic travel??
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Welcome to the green life! I invite you to join my fan club, even though you are not a beautiful human female. But perhaps you know pretty human females to join and adore me?
I am Zork's brother in law. He teases me about only having two lines across my forehead and tells me that means I am not as smart as him. Please do not listen to him.
I thank you for joining Zork Planet. Now that you are a member, this is your planet too. Feel free to start forums or groups that drive you green heart.
Be green like me and help me save planet Earth from Didiot Earthlings.
Your friend Zork
p.s. It looks like I'll be here for awhile because I am having difficulty repairing my intergalactic power booster. Do you know anything about intergalactic travel??