Earthling Begüm,
I invite you to join the Drauk Fan Club group here on Zork Planet. Please invite all of your pretty human female friends to adore me.
I am Zork's unmarried brother in law. He teases me because I have only two lines on my forehead. On my planet that supposedly means you are not as smart. I hear that on Earth it is best to not have many lines on your forehead.
Is that true?
Eeree Meeree Earthling Begüm,
What beautiful name you have. Thank you for joining Zork Planet and becoming green like us! We have not been here long but we think your planet is beautiful. We are sad that Didiot (our word for stupid) Earthlings continue to ruin it for monetary gains. We know of other Earthlings who have visited Istanbul and absolutely loved it.
Help us spread the Zork Revolution. One Earthling can make a difference on this planet.
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Have you seen any green turkeys lately? I hope you are doing well and feeling green.
I invite you to join the Drauk Fan Club group here on Zork Planet. Please invite all of your pretty human female friends to adore me.
I am Zork's unmarried brother in law. He teases me because I have only two lines on my forehead. On my planet that supposedly means you are not as smart. I hear that on Earth it is best to not have many lines on your forehead.
Is that true?
What beautiful name you have. Thank you for joining Zork Planet and becoming green like us! We have not been here long but we think your planet is beautiful. We are sad that Didiot (our word for stupid) Earthlings continue to ruin it for monetary gains. We know of other Earthlings who have visited Istanbul and absolutely loved it.
Help us spread the Zork Revolution. One Earthling can make a difference on this planet.