Simply recruit 10 humans to become members of ZorkPlanet.com and we will feature you with Zork on the front page of ZorkPlanet.com
Earthlings, Yes, WE CAN reach our goal of 1 million members before the new U.S. president, Barak Obama, takes office on January 20th, 2009. When 1 million humans have taken the Zork Pledge to make 5 small and simple changes in their daily lives to help the planet, we will send a message to the new president that we are serious about saving the planet Earth and need his help.
Become part of "Alien History." Your picture with me will be on Zork Planet indefinitely. Send it to your family and friends and other aliens if you wish. Print it out and place it in a frame. Be proud of yourself for helping to save the planet Earth. How many humans can boast about getting a picture with a UFO alien? I did not think so.
Here is how you can be on the cover of ZorkPlanet.com:
Join ZorkPlanet (if you have not already) and recruit 10 new members. It is that simple.
The first 100 Zorksters to do this will become immortal. After that 20 new members will be required to be on the cover with me. So please do not be a slacker human. Take advantage of this. I made it easy for you because we love Earthlings.
If you really want to be a rock star and save the planet... recruit 100 new members to Zork Planet. You will get a cartoon portrait (by that I mean a drawing, not a photo) of yourself with me, like the one below, featured on the front of ZorkPlanet.com. Who knows? A portrait with me a million years from now might be worth a gazillion American dollars.
Either way, when you have your 10 or 100 new members, email your photo along with a paragraph about yourself to Zork@zorkplanet.com. That is all it takes.
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