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I must confess I am not totally green . However , I must say that I was extremely lucky to have had the grandfather (moms side) I did . He enjoyed everything mother earth had to offer , and he made sure his four grandsons did also . He would take us on trips to various places mountains ,the ocean , deserts ,& prairies and teach us about the wonders each area had to offer . Always saying , No matter where you are in your life take the time to look up , look down , look all around , because th… Continue

Posted by steve on September 4, 2008 at 10:40pm — 1 Comment

Petrochemicals: The Real Weapons of Mass Destruction Part II: Our Plastic Planet

Two Hundred MILLION (200,000,000) TONS of plastic are produced every year. All plastic products are made from petrochemicals. As the name implies, a main ingredient in petrochemicals is OIL. The average American uses 290 pounds of plastic every year. Every hour Americans use and discard 2.5 million plastic bottles, totaling 22 billion a year. According to Greenpeace, of the 25 billion pounds of plastic the US produces each year just 1 billion is recycled. Though many plastics can be recycled… Continue

Posted by Rebecca on September 3, 2008 at 7:52am — 2 Comments

Zork Green Tip 27 - Save the Fish

Earthling, we recently visited one of your planet’s beautiful beaches. We were amazed at so many humans playing in the sand on the edge of your Pacific Ocean

We observed Earthlings of all ages standing in the shallow, cold, ocean water waves. We do not un…

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Posted by Zork on August 24, 2008 at 11:07pm — 5 Comments

Petrochemicals: The Real Weapons of Mass Destruction: Part I

I do not intend to instill fear in anyone. Fear is counterproductive. However, it is necessary to state with clarity and vision the wanton destruction that is occurring on this beautiful planet. It is absolutely imperative that the following information be assimilated and acted upon NOW or life as we know it will not survive another 60 to 70 years. This is a fact, not an opinion. I don't sugar-coat distasteful subjects, nor do I play games or tread lightly when the future of our children and our… Continue

Posted by Rebecca on August 23, 2008 at 5:25pm — 8 Comments

Zork Green Tip 26 - Green Your Politician

Green Your Politician Earthling! We do not understand the concept of "brown-nosing" politics on your planet. Since our saucy saucer was shot down by “Bubba” in Stephenville, Texas, we have not been able…

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Posted by Drauk on August 22, 2008 at 7:00am — 3 Comments

Zork Green Tip 22 - Zork Designer Masks

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Posted by Zork on August 12, 2008 at 12:54am — 4 Comments

Medieval marvel solves heating crisis

A home-owner has managed to beat soaring gas bills by taking tips from the Middle Ages. With power companies spending millions on cutting edge technology to save energy, Peter Breuer has slashed his gas bill to just a quarter of the usual cost, using a stove based on a design from the 14th century. The Hungarian tile stove is so effective that the 80-year-old grandfather has been able to switch off his central heating. It uses just one small bundle of wood - which he often gets free from loca… Continue

Posted by Susanna Duffy on August 7, 2008 at 9:07am — 4 Comments

Be Kind to Trees, Use a Kindle Reader

Become paperless. Humans, your rudimentary device called a “personal computer” was supposed to turn your civilization into a paperless society. From what…

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Posted by Zork on July 30, 2008 at 6:30pm — No Comments

Zork Green Tip 23 - Live in a Small Dwelling

Earthlings, we understand you need space because your body odor at times is not the most pleasant to our noses.…

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Posted by Zork on July 26, 2008 at 5:34pm — 2 Comments

a video I made a while ago

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Posted by Thoughts of a Lone Teen on July 22, 2008 at 6:06pm — 2 Comments

A Solution for Water Pollution, HIgh Water Bills, and Water Shortages

According to a United Nations report more than half of humanity will be living with water shortages within 50 years because of a worldwide water crisis. Severe water shortages affecting at least 400 million people today will affect 4 billion people by 2050. Upstate New York’s reservoirs have dropped to record lows. Southwestern states such as Arizona will face other severe freshwater shortages by 2025. The government projects that at least 36 states will face water shortages within five years be… Continue

Posted by Rebecca on July 17, 2008 at 8:42pm — 1 Comment

How to Be a Green Beauty!

Dear Earthling, your beautiful Earth will give you all of the natural beauty products you need.…

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Posted by Meera on July 9, 2008 at 6:00pm — 3 Comments

My Blog(s)

I would love it if some of you would take a look at my blogs and tell me what you think of them in a comment! Also, if any of you would like to share your blog with me, I am always interested in reading new blogs. Anyways, here's blog number one- The Thoughts of a Lone Teen (please excuse the stereotypical, mundane, and immature title- what's inside will surprise you). Number two- Quotes of Sign… Continue

Posted by Thoughts of a Lone Teen on July 8, 2008 at 8:49pm — No Comments

Meera Says: Use only Eco-Friendly Beauty Products

Dear Earthling, I am so confused. Why do you purchase beauty products made in a laboratory rather than trusting in your dear Mother Nature?

Due to the influence of actor tree-hugger humans like Leonardo DiCaprio, Laurie David and Al Gore, there are hundreds of stellar beautiful products that are natural, healthy and green. You can stop poisoning your skin, and be friendly to your planet.

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Posted by Meera on June 26, 2008 at 10:23am — 7 Comments

Zork Green Tip 21 - Save the Animals

Earthling, we are fond of your other creatures on this planet.…

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Posted by Zork on June 24, 2008 at 1:22pm — 4 Comments

Zork Green Tip 19: Why Weather Stripping is Cool

Earthling,…

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Posted by Zork on June 22, 2008 at 10:00pm — 3 Comments

Zork Green Tip 20 - Ride a Vespa

Earthling, we were hovering in our saucy saucer above beautiful Rome two nights a… Continue

Posted by Zork on June 22, 2008 at 10:00pm — 6 Comments

Zork Green Tip 18 - 10 Great Reasons to Work from Home

Earthling, if you want to save the planet, convince your b…

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Posted by Zork on June 16, 2008 at 2:25pm — 1 Comment

Zork Green Tip 17 - Plant a Garden: Best Way to Eat Local

The best way to be really green is to get a gr…

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Posted by Zork on June 11, 2008 at 6:43pm — No Comments

Why Vegan ?

Below a few facts. 1) It takes 5,000 gallons of water to produce 1 pound of meat, while growing 1 pound of wheat only requires 25 gallons. 2) It takes up to 16 pounds of grain to produce just 1 pound of meat. 3) 260 million acres of U.S. forest have been cleared to create cropland to grow grain to feed farmed animals. 4) 20 percent of the world's population, or 1.4 billion people, could be fed with the grain and soybeans fed to U.S. cattle alone. 5) Energy wasted, heavy pollution, and massi… Continue

Posted by Jackie on June 7, 2008 at 3:24am — 4 Comments

Zork Green Tip 16 - Print Less, Use Less Paper

Earthling, why do humans print so much paper? We crunched our nanocomputers and came to the conclusion that p…

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Posted by Zork on June 4, 2008 at 11:00pm — 1 Comment

Zork Green Tip 15 - Drink Tap Water

Earthling, I took my wife Meera to a restaurant to celebrate the Zork Revolution. We are both very excited about helping Earthlings s…

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Posted by Zork on June 1, 2008 at 3:00pm — 5 Comments

Zork Green Tip 14 - Turn Off the Lights

Earthlings, there is one thing you can do to help save planet Earth, be green like us and not lift more than your little finger. Even I have learned to do it, and I only have two fingers and… Continue

Posted by Zork on May 29, 2008 at 10:12am — 1 Comment

Zork Green Tip 11 - Recycling Instructions for Earthlings

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Posted by Zork on May 20, 2008 at 3:00pm — No Comments

Zork Green Tip 10 - Top 10 Green Date Tips

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Posted by Zork on May 16, 2008 at 5:30pm — 2 Comments

Zork Green Tip 9 - Wind Blows, Didiots

Earthling, we love wind-generated electricity. We know, we know. Some Earthlings will complain that despite wind…

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Posted by Zork on May 13, 2008 at 3:34pm — No Comments

Zork Green Tip 8 - Slow Down, Didiot

Earthlings, we see how you drive. In all our intergalactic travels, we have never seen a species driv…

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Posted by Zork on May 12, 2008 at 7:51pm — No Comments

Lawn Mowing

I have decided to help the planet in my own small way by not mowing it this year, or most of it. I have made a path to my driveway and done small areas around the house, but we are leaving huge patches all around to save the gas required for cutting. This has resulted in beautiful violets, bluebells, and other wildflowers, as well as wild onions, which we eat. This has saved me sunburn, time and muscle pain as well. Good all around! Continue

Posted by JoesGirl on May 12, 2008 at 3:30pm — 5 Comments

Zork Green Tip 7 - Do Not Buy Corn Ethanol

Earthlings, we are more intelligent than you. We do not see that planting corn and making ethanol from it is a logical form of alternative energy.

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Posted by Zork on May 10, 2008 at 6:00pm — No Comments

Zork Green Tip 6 - Carpool, Didiots

Earthlings, we have traveled through millions of galaxies. We have seen billions of planets. No, Earthlings, you are not alone.…

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Posted by Zork on May 9, 2008 at 12:30am — No Comments

Zork Green Tip 5 - Bike, Monsier

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Posted by Zork on May 7, 2008 at 10:00pm — No Comments

Zork Green Tip 4: Change Your Lights Bulb

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Posted by Zork on May 4, 2008 at 12:30pm — No Comments

Zork's Green Tip 3 - Walk, Didiot

Earthling, we have come across revolutionary green technology…

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Posted by Zork on May 2, 2008 at 3:30pm — No Comments

Zork's Green Tip 2 - Plant a Tree, Didiot

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Posted by Zork on May 1, 2008 at 11:00am — No Comments

How much CO2 can you save, Earthling?

This is how many pounds of C02 you can save each year:
Replace that old refrigerator with a new high efficiency one...... 2,400
Replace the old vehicle with one that gets 10 mpg more........... 2,000
Insulate your dwelling.................................................. 1,600
Buy a block of wind power.............................................. 1,344
Wrap a blanket around you water heater............................. 800
Turn down your thermostat 2 degrees.........…

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Posted by Zork on April 28, 2008 at 11:30pm — No Comments