Earthling, do you promise to follow the Zork Pledge to be green like Zork?
yes
Why have you joined the Zork Revolution?
to do what I can to help save Mother Earth from the unwise earthlings
Please tell us about yourself and your life on this planet.
I'm an old hippie and I don't know what to do, should I hang on to the old, should I grab on to the new, I ain't tryin to hurt nobody, I'm just tryin real hard to adjust......
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Please check out my pet Dink's new site at ItsTheAnimalsDidiot.com. The pets on our planet are evolved enough to handle running websites.
Animals are Earthlings too! Dink's site is to help build respect for pets and awareness of endangered animals. If you have photos or videos (especially funny ones) of your pets or photos of wild animals, please email them to Dink (dink@itstheanimalsdidiot.com) so he can post them. You may desire to subscribe to ItstheAnimalsDidiot.com (just click here) so you can have a funny photos delivered to your email box. It will give your human face a smile which will warm your green heart.
How is your mission to be green going? Many new Zorksters from all over your planet are sharing exciting data on their pages. Please visit and welcome them.
Here is an easy link where you may invite others to spread the word to be green like me.
Hello Spirit Bird, how is the green message coming in your circle of friends? Are people welcoming or resistant to the green message? I am shocked at how many humans like to keep their heads in the sand.
Thank you for the compliment on my green shades. Now I'm off to pick up and recycle all of the aluminum beer cans about my home left from my enormous cat party last evening.
19 cent a gallon gas. That's hard to imagine now... but I have a distant memory of hearing my dad say "fill it up with ethyl" and handing the guy 5 bucks. And they pumped the gas, washed all the windows and checked the fluids.
I had a beautiful day on planet Earth. I am sad to see the many Earthquakes, volcanoes, tornadoes, etc. I understand this might be a record year. All I can do it help while I am here to teach humans (especially the pretty girls, I am hoping to fall in love) to be green like me.
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How is your green life going?
Please check out my pet Dink's new site at ItsTheAnimalsDidiot.com. The pets on our planet are evolved enough to handle running websites.
Animals are Earthlings too! Dink's site is to help build respect for pets and awareness of endangered animals. If you have photos or videos (especially funny ones) of your pets or photos of wild animals, please email them to Dink (dink@itstheanimalsdidiot.com) so he can post them. You may desire to subscribe to ItstheAnimalsDidiot.com (just click here) so you can have a funny photos delivered to your email box. It will give your human face a smile which will warm your green heart.
Your BAFF (Best Alien Friend Forever),
Zork
How is your mission to be green going? Many new Zorksters from all over your planet are sharing exciting data on their pages. Please visit and welcome them.
Here is an easy link where you may invite others to spread the word to be green like me.
Your BAFF (Best Alien Friend Forever),
Zork
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