Earthling, do you promise to follow the Zork Pledge to be green like Zork?
I do.
Why have you joined the Zork Revolution?
I feel it is my duty to join the Zorkian Revolution to save the planet, and being a Klingon warrior- pongIllKov loDpu Krang the question is whose going to save it from me?
How did you hear about Zork Planet?
I was walking across this cornfield when suddenly I was beamed aboard this Zorkian Ship -actually I was invited by my friend
Please tell us about yourself and your life on this planet.
Tla'zuk nampla tzee yamayama tzooloo thlanlan-That'as all the Zorkian I speak, learned it on the ship[, I'm not sure if it means what do you want to know or where's the bathroom I feel ill. I enjoy working out, I love hikes, I love to read, acting is one of my hobbies as is writing, I'm married to an incomperable woman-she tells me that all the time, I love animals, I can be a bit moody but I'm basically friendly, I am told I play well with others, I think that's enough right now.
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Thank you for joining Zork Planet. It is your planet now too. Make yourself comfortable and be green like me.
Your beautiful planet is in major peril because of Didiot humans who continue to destroy it. One thing I have learned traveling the galaxy for thousands of years is that one person can make a difference in the future outcome of the planet.
The Zork Revolution, like any other revolution, is always started by a few individuals and groups who have a passion and desire to change things.
Every human can do simple things that could make a huge difference overnight in making this planet greener. Imagine if one million humans overnight made the Zork Pledge as part of their daily living. Imagine if there were 10 million humans. Imagine if it was 100 million. The consumption of energy would be substantially reduced overnight. That is the simple power of the Zork Revolution.
Welcome to the Zork Revolution, Joseph.
Actually we call our Zorkian Ship our "saucy saucer." We hope not to frighten any humans. We are only here to serve humans... ur... I mean help humans.
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Thank you for joining Zork Planet. It is your planet now too. Make yourself comfortable and be green like me.
Your beautiful planet is in major peril because of Didiot humans who continue to destroy it. One thing I have learned traveling the galaxy for thousands of years is that one person can make a difference in the future outcome of the planet.
The Zork Revolution, like any other revolution, is always started by a few individuals and groups who have a passion and desire to change things.
Every human can do simple things that could make a huge difference overnight in making this planet greener. Imagine if one million humans overnight made the Zork Pledge as part of their daily living. Imagine if there were 10 million humans. Imagine if it was 100 million. The consumption of energy would be substantially reduced overnight. That is the simple power of the Zork Revolution.
How are the humans in Augusta being green?
Meeree Eeree (ciao),
Zork
Actually we call our Zorkian Ship our "saucy saucer." We hope not to frighten any humans. We are only here to serve humans... ur... I mean help humans.