Earthling, do you promise to follow the Zork Pledge to be green like Zork?
YES
Why have you joined the Zork Revolution?
I want to help save the animals
How did you hear about Zork Planet?
just found it today
Please tell us about yourself and your life on this planet.
I love to go to the park with my dog and girl friend when i am not working. I want to help those that can not help themselves and do my part to help save the world
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Thank you for adding the adorable photo of your beloved chihuahua pet to my ZorkPlanet page. I am honored and smiling. I have heard some humans saying that chihuahua's are the new "pit bull". What do you think?
Jennifer,
Welcome to Zork Planet! Please send me photos of your adorable Earthling friend dog so I can feature him or her or it on ItstheAnimalsDidiot.com (that is my very own site). What is your dog friend's name?
I am Zork's alien cat/dog pet. I communicate with everyone - animal, plant, humans, aliens - through mental telepathy. I, obviously, also type with my mental powers. My little yellow paws are not conducive to typing on your Earthling computer keyboards.
Thank you for joining Zork Planet. It is your planet now too. Make yourself comfortable and be green like me.
Your beautiful planet is in major peril because of Didiot humans who continue to destroy it. One thing I have learned traveling the galaxy for thousands of years is that one person can make a difference in the future outcome of the planet.
The Zork Revolution, like any other revolution, is always started by a few individuals and groups who have a passion and desire to change things.
Every human can do simple things that could make a huge difference overnight in making this planet greener. Imagine if one million humans overnight made the Zork Pledge as part of their daily living. Imagine if there were 10 million humans. Imagine if it was 100 million. The consumption of energy would be substantially reduced overnight. That is the simple power of the Zork Revolution.
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Welcome to Zork Planet! Please send me photos of your adorable Earthling friend dog so I can feature him or her or it on ItstheAnimalsDidiot.com (that is my very own site). What is your dog friend's name?
I am Zork's alien cat/dog pet. I communicate with everyone - animal, plant, humans, aliens - through mental telepathy. I, obviously, also type with my mental powers. My little yellow paws are not conducive to typing on your Earthling computer keyboards.
I love the Earthling animals too. Please visit our sister site Itsthe AnimalsDidiot.com ?
Thank you for joining Zork Planet. It is your planet now too. Make yourself comfortable and be green like me.
Your beautiful planet is in major peril because of Didiot humans who continue to destroy it. One thing I have learned traveling the galaxy for thousands of years is that one person can make a difference in the future outcome of the planet.
The Zork Revolution, like any other revolution, is always started by a few individuals and groups who have a passion and desire to change things.
Every human can do simple things that could make a huge difference overnight in making this planet greener. Imagine if one million humans overnight made the Zork Pledge as part of their daily living. Imagine if there were 10 million humans. Imagine if it was 100 million. The consumption of energy would be substantially reduced overnight. That is the simple power of the Zork Revolution.
Meeree Eeree (ciao),
Zork