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Earthlings, we are here. It was not by design or intent. We were zipping through space, on our way to a wedding in a distant quadrant of the galaxy, when my lovely wife Meera decided to show our son Zorkey the planet Earth close up.
Close up it was! While hovering above Texas trying to spot a longhorn steer, we happened to be shot down by what your Earthlings call a "Bubba." We do not know how Bubba succeeded, but he did. Fortunately, we are able to land safely on the outskirts of Stephenville.

Bubba shot our energy fuselage. And so we are stranded on planet Earth until Meera and I figure out how to extract fuel from your Earthly elements. We were lucky enough to hide our saucy saucer and integrate ourselves into your Earthling culture.

Here are a few things for you to know about us. Our species is one million years more advanced than you Homo sapiens. We have developed, over the millennium, the capability of communicating via brain waves. Our strength is 10 times higher than the average Earthling, and our legs and arms can elongate to different lengths. Homo sapiens, our brains are so advanced that we can create objects on top of our brains. This is similar to your virtual reality models.

We are here to offer tips to help you save your planet from yourselves and to be green like us.

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The Golden Lion Tamarin

I rode with Zork in the Saucer over Brazil's rain forests searching for this adorable golden money. We spotted only a few. I am sad to say they are endangered with only about 1000 left in the wild and about 500 in captivity.

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Save the Bluefin Tuna

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The Red Panda

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At 7:13am on July 11, 2009, Barbara said…: Hi indeed Dougs just strolled in after being out 6 days looking thin and dirty. He ate 4 packets of food in one go and then slept for 2 days....he has been out since (once overnight) but has generally been good :) I really thought he wasn`t going to come home and I cried every day for him

At 1:46pm on June 14, 2009, Radfax said…: Greetings again Zork, sorry we have been very busy within the virtual scaped dimensions of the world wide web. We haven't quite yet worked out how to be in two places at once, but we are working on the possibilities of doppleganging or omni-presence. You communications with earthlings is a good one, we will of course mention this in our ships log. Keep up the good work Zork , all the best to you and the rest of the crew, and Brauk familly, and once again thanks for your

At 4:27pm on May 13, 2009, Christi @ FatBottomBags said…: You're right! Romeo and Echo look like they could be brothers! Echo is a great companion! He does get along well with humans and other dogs. His dog buddies include 2 toy poodles, Rocko and Stewart, a boston terrier named Lola and a chow/pit mix named Onyx. I can't imagine life without my dog. I do remember life before having a dog was much less fulfilling!

At 1:36am on May 13, 2009, Christi @ FatBottomBags said…: Hi Zork!

Thanks for letting me join! What a great idea to have a green centric social networking site. I love it!

At 4:51pm on May 12, 2009, soulmandala said…: thank you so much for asking about the personal soul mandalas!

as a fatter of mact, i'm working on four of them right now!! it's a bit like being a therapist to a patient with a multiple personality disorder - switching from one soul to the next... it's a bit exhausting, but i'm so grateful to have the honor of doing the work! i'll post them when done, provided my clients grant me that permission.

hope all is brilliant in your world!?!

namaste,
Kristen

At 2:43pm on March 4, 2009, Nina said…: Thank you very much- I also think they are beautiful. I plan on teaching 3rd grade hopefully sometime within the next two years. I agree with you!! One person can make a difference:)

At 6:19pm on February 3, 2009, Stani said…: Eeree Meeree, Zork! Nice 2 meet ya!

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At 2:18am on December 26, 2008, james brennan said…: Use the Diesal engin in the way it was ment to be, on used pea-nut oil! my eye is getting tired, only have one left now! i think they took part of my brain with my eye? thngs just don't look the same anymore! 30 years ago, we should have put more into solar R&D & maybe we would not be saying a milliom solar roofs, but a trillion by 2010? Now with "NANOSOLAR" in San Jose, we could speed that up & the coating could be applied to auto's to decrease or elimate the use of oil all together? plenty of deseart being wasted, & could power most of the country? FED EX is running an entire plant on solar! IT is time solar, RAN THE GRID< IN THE US, more jobs & clean energy! we need both now!

At 10:26pm on December 25, 2008, Terra-Raye said…: Merry Time of Recycling Packaging, and adquiring and using rechargable batteries. Merry time of mulching Christmas trees to assist in Natures rebirth. Merry time of being with Loved ones with gratitude of Life's true worth. I am happy to include all on Zork in this catagory, now enough of this and so forth....... Happy New year, Terra-Raye