Rondal James's Friends

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Earthling, do you promise to follow the Zork Pledge to be green like Zork?

Yes

Why have you joined the Zork Revolution?

Received invite

How did you hear about Zork Planet?

Email invitation

Please tell us about yourself and your life on this planet.

I am a Christian

At 1:15am on August 28, 2008, Drauk said…: Eeree Meeree, Rondal! How is Ohio being green?

At 11:21pm on August 25, 2008, JedanKitty said…: Hi Rondal. What do you do to be green? I stopped shaving.

At 6:46pm on August 25, 2008, Meera said…: Hello, Rondal. Thank you for joining the Zork Revolution. Humans have a duty to protect the beautiful planet God gave them.

At 1:49pm on August 25, 2008, Zork said…: Eeree Meeree (hello) Earthling Rondal,

Thank you for joining Zork Planet. It is your planet now too. Make yourself comfortable and be green like me.

Your beautiful planet is in major peril because of Didiot humans who continue to destroy it. One thing I have learned traveling the galaxy for thousands of years is that one person can make a difference in the future outcome of the planet.

The Zork Revolution, like any other revolution, is always started by a few individuals and groups who have a passion and desire to change things.

Every human can do simple things that could make a huge difference overnight in making this planet greener. Imagine if one million humans overnight made the Zork Pledge as part of their daily living. Imagine if there were 10 million humans. Imagine if it was 100 million. The consumption of energy would be substantially reduced overnight. That is the simple power of the Zork Revolution.

Meeree Eeree (ciao),
Zork

p.s. What are humans doing in Akron to be green?

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