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- Earthling, do you promise to follow the Zork Pledge to be green like Zork?
- Yes, O great one...
- Why have you joined the Zork Revolution?
- .......because my friend Jana Arnold asked me to help save our planet.
- Please tell us about yourself and your life on this planet.
- ...i enjoy my time here and want to leave it better than i found it. Oh yes, i almost forgot, i'm a film actor.
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It is very illogical for you to think you can whip my rear end. Our species is 10 times stronger than yours. I would prefer, instead of rearend fighting, that we meet and have a Jeremiah Red beer. Perhaps you can explain to me why women are from Venus and men are from Mars. Sun Tzu, in his book "The Art of War" stated that the ultimate in war is not to fight, but form friendships and alliances.
I would like to learn from you how to pick up chicks (and I do not mean poultry). I am still learning your culture and mesh with humans and I do not understand why me being green gets people to notice me so much. Pretty much I am a regular alien.
Drauk Out! (p.s. I borrowed this phrase from Zork)
You certainly are an intelligent human. I cannot tell you how many family issues and problems have come about between myself and Meera due to Drauk's behavior. If you think he acts like a Didiot on ZorkPlanet, I could tell you a zillion stories about the Didiot things he has done all across the galaxy. Now imagine having to travel for millions of years in a tiny saucy saucer with this guy in the back seat.
I do appreciate you greatly giving me a nice compliment. You see the real issue is that Drauk only has one line on each side of his head. Our species intelligence is indicated by the number of lines each of us has. Unfortunately, even our cat/dog Dinky has two lines on his little head. Need I say more?
Bless Drauk's little green heart. That is all I can say.
Zork Out,
Zork
p.s. Hmmm... Your idea about getting him off of this planet by revoking his green card is a stellar suggestion. The problem is, how am I going to explain this to my wife Meera. After all it is her little brother.
p.s.s. Meeree Eeree (Ciao)
Welcome to Zork Planet. I like you calling me 'great one.' Since you are a film actor, I know are well-connected and will have many friends who will soon join us and save the planet.