Jeff's Friends

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Earthling, do you promise to follow the Zork Pledge to be green like Zork?

Yes

Why have you joined the Zork Revolution?

Support green lifestyles

How did you hear about Zork Planet?

Friends

At 8:59pm on October 7, 2008, Nick said…: I am building a 100 million gallon per year Ethanol Distillery soley to produce E-85 as an alternative fuel for Americans. I am green every day for the rest of my life!!! Hey Jeff Wasup!!!!

At 1:36pm on July 2, 2008, Green Girl said…: Yes, of course eating a green salad is green. Raw veggies greatly reduce the amount of land required (cows need the land they graze PLUS the land to raise the grain they consume AND they produce methane which is 3 times worse than CO2), and there's no cooking costs (electricity or gas), plus it's the healthiest way to eat.

At 7:39pm on June 24, 2008, Green Girl said…: Hello Jeff... have you been green today?

At 6:22pm on June 23, 2008, JedanKitty said…: Wow! You must be almost as green as Zork after changing all of those light bulbs!

At 10:11pm on June 19, 2008, Carmen Otts Roa said…: Hi Jeff~
I hope we can be friends.
I still have ties to Houston, after living there for (ahem!) 23 years. Logically, that menas I must have been a very young child when I was first there.
Welcome!

At 10:51pm on June 17, 2008, Zork said…: Eeree Meere (Hello) Earthling Jeff,

I read your post about changing over a million fluorescent fixtures. This is superb and very logical to us aliens. You are definitely not a Didiot Earthling. Thank you for being green like us.

Dude, (I do not understand why humans call each other Dude but Drauk told me to use it sometimes with other Earthlings) you have already taken the first of the Zork Pledge to the highest next level. We are impressed.

Based on our logical based, nano calculations, we are assuming that your next step is to take Zork Pledge number two and repeat the feat with a 1 million mile bike ride. Good luck Dude Jeff on accomplishing this task of pedaling your way to history. The entire Zork Planet is cheering for you. Meeree Eeree (Ciao).

Zork

At 10:18pm on June 17, 2008, Jeff said…: Drauk,
Zork would be proud, in my former life I was CEO of Energy Management Services, a very green minded corporation, in which our core business was engineering, construction and implementation of energy efficient retrofits for large commercial buildings, nationwide chain retail and military facilities across the US. I would say without hesitation that EMS removed nearly a million fluorescent fixtures out of circulation and additionally recycled all the hazardous materials from those construction retrofits. From Blockbuster to Wal-Mart and from Hill Air force Base to the Pentagon is a good head start but there is a lot of work to go.
Imagine would could be done in the private sector with just a little initiative. Good luck with your website!